Re: A Hindu, a Jew, and a Muslim Stop at a Farm

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: The Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.

On Nov 15, 9:29 pm, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> Posted: 14 Nov 2011 09:16 PM PST
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> A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim are all walking through the country and stop at
> a farmer's house to see if they could sleep there for the night.
>
> The farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had
> only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep
> in the horse barn.
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> After much discussion, the Hindu volunteered to go to the barn. A few
> moments later, there was a knock on the bedroom door. It was the Hindu - he
> told the Jew and the Muslim that the filth and the stench of horse manure
> was more than he could bear and he could not possibly sleep in the barn
> with the horses.
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> Annoyed, the Jew volunteered to sleep in the barn. But not a few minutes
> later there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew - he said that the
> filth and the stench of horse manure was more than he could bear and he
> could not possibly sleep in the barn with the horses.
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> Finally the Muslim said that he would go to the barn. A few moments later
> there was a knock on the door. It was the horses.
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