This is one of those, "You have to see it to believe it~!",,, and I'll bet that J & J thermometer sales have spiked, by those who want to see the truth for themselves~!
Subject: Fwd: I Hate My Job Day
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase
a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so
you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite
chair. Open the package and
remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table
or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from
the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small
print there is this statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson
is personally testedand then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat
out loud five times,' I am so glad
I do not work in the thermometer
quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A
PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
if you haven't got a smile on your face
and laughter in your heart...
Maybe you should go and work
for Johnson and Johnson!
Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
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