Sunday, August 15, 2010

Re: one lump or two

And then go clean the outhouses.

On Sun, Aug 15, 2010 at 11:22 AM, Bruce Majors <majors.bruce@gmail.com> wrote:


 

Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.  He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish and longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No, my son.  I am Peter.  Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
 
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Moses.  Mohammed is higher still.'
 
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus . . . You will find Mohammed higher up.'
 
Mohammed higher than Jesus!  Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:  'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son . . . . I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'

'Yes!  Please.'

God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out:  'Hey Mohammed - - two coffees!'
 

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