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Monday, September 19, 2011

For your enjoyment today.

Steve | September 19, 2011 at 4:59 am | Tags: Advocacy, Anti-Tobacco, Chewing tobacco, Cougar, Health, Teen Smoking, Tobacco, Will Rogers | Categories: Education, Humor, Inspirational | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-9tG

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the

Greatest political sages this country has ever known.

Enjoy the following:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.

Neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it

And put it back into your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men:

The ones that learn by reading.

The few who learn by observation.

The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence

And find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. Never squat while wearing spurs.

13. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.

He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral

: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way.

I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,

Think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging

Is that it's such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.

Today it's called golf.
And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,

You won't have anything to laugh at when you're old

~Steve~ Big H/T Eowyns friend Sol.

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RE: JP homoeopathic medicine for daingue fever.

Dear Aslam Bhai,

I agree with you.

These days we are receiving so many emails regarding prevention and remedy for dengue fever.

For the treatment purposes and prevention first we have to understand about the dengue fever.

Some persons are forwarding messages without any research and consultation from any authentic source.

Few medicine emails I received are:

· Psorinum 1M (this medicine is given in skin diseases) not for dengue patient.

· Crotalus Horridus 200 (this medicine is given to dengue patient when bleeding and vomiting starts) this is not prevention only dengue patient after consultation with homoeo specialist can use this medicine. This is also called snake bite medicine.

· Eupatorium Perfoliatum (this medicine is for the fever caused by joint pains).

· Arsenicum Album 200 (this is food poisoning remedy)

Rest you have read in my earlier email.

Best regards

Babar

From: joinpakistan@googlegroups.com [mailto:joinpakistan@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Mohammed Aslam
Sent: Saturday, September 17, 2011 11:22 PM
To: joinpakistan@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: **JP** homoeopathic medicine for daingue fever.

If someone is suffering from Dengue fever, please understand that it is a serious matter.

Please do not follow any advice received through internet. It may be misleading and may cause irreversible harm to the patient.

in case if you are inclined to act on any advice received through the internet, then please do consult someone who is well educated and knowledgeable. If you are responsible to look after a dengue patient, then please be very careful.

If you are presented a proposal to use some medicine or totka, and it may seem to be free from side effects, you should still be aware that using a non scientific treatment or a non established treatment may cause atleast a loss of valuable time and you may end up in the deterioration of the condition of the patient.

Please be careful and do make sure that using totkas or unestablished treatments should not cause a loss of valuable time. A proper, well established, dependable treatment of dengue patients must be started as early as possible.

On Sat, Sep 17, 2011 at 1:24 PM, saqib qureshi <drsaqibejaz@yahoo.com> wrote:

Eupatorium Perf 200 is the best medidince for dainge fever .

I have attacked to dainge fever . i am homoeopathic doctor .i researched best medicine
for dainge fever and i find best results of eupatorium perf 200 potency in my dainge fever.
secondly take the papaya juice one spoon 3 times a day .
when i was ill i have done these two things and now Alhamdulillah i am 100 % alright and
my platelets increase in just 5 days by taking papaya juice and eupatorium perf.200.
I am homoeopathic doctor.
its proved on my self .
Homoeo Doctor
Saqib Qureshi.

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Re: Obama is a 2 term president!

Perhaps because she's not running for president?

Duh!

On Sep 16, 10:59 pm, Stephen Stink <not4ud...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Palin is a no term president!
> WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Responsible consumption of alcohol

very funny

On Sep 18, 11:36 am, Keith In Köln <keithinta...@gmail.com> wrote:
> <Grin>!
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> On Sun, Sep 18, 2011 at 10:47 AM, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > *I would like to share an experience with you all, to do with drinking and
> > driving. *
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> > *As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way
> > home in recent months. *
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> > *Well I for one have done something about it. The other night I was out
> > for a dinner and a few drinks with some friends. *
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> > *After having far too much vino, and knowing full well I was wasted, I did
> > something I've never done before. I took a bus home. *
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> > *I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as
> > I have never driven a bus before. *
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RE: JP Middle Class Death.........America

Dear All

It is a matter of fact that middle class is everywhere dying, from USA to Pakistan, from Somalia to UK, from Japan to India; showing the bankruptsy of the capitalist leaders everywhere and the only solution is a Social Revolution which with the power of the people nationalize the multinational corporations and financial institutions which are root cause of all evils, wars, environmental disaster. An egalitarian movement which fully respect human freedom and respect plurality of faith and cultures is need of the time. Fake democracy is wolf in guise of a sheep.

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