Sunday, May 20, 2012

**JP** Fw: Why are you crying?



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From: Sara <sara@funnyfunnyjokes.org>
Subject: Why are you crying?
To: "nadeem Imtiaz Ansari" <nadeemimtiaz@yahoo.com>
Date: Sunday, 20 May, 2012, 11:01 AM

Why are you crying?
Why are you crying?
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A man reached 80 years of age and he had an infection in his ears which made him almost deaf. The doctors informed him that  an operation was necessary to cure this disease. He agreed to have the operation done as he couldn't hear anything apart from the severe pain in the ears.

When the operation was completed successfully, his doctor gave him the bill which covered all the costs.

The old man looked at the bill and started to cry. Upon seeing this the doctor felt pity on the old man and told him that if the cost was too high then they could make some other arrangements.

The old man said "I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because God let me hear for 80 years and He never sent me a bill."

Moral: There are so many blessing of God which we don't realize its importance, until  its snatched away from us.

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Fwd: [LA-F] Staines becomes Staines-upon-Thames to shake off Ali G link



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20 May 2012 Last updated at 10:53

Staines becomes Staines-upon-Thames to shake off Ali G link

The town became internationally synonymous with spoof rapper Ali G, a character created by Sacha Baron Cohen

The Surrey town of Staines will officially change its name later to Staines-upon-Thames in an attempt to boost its riverside image.

Councillors voted for the change last year after the town became synonymous with Sacha Baron Cohen's spoof rapper Ali G.

The name will officially change at 14:00 BST and a day of celebrations, including a regatta, have been planned.

Critics, including the town's football club, have labelled it "pretentious".

Spelthorne Borough Council hopes the change will attract more business to the town, which sits on the banks of the River Thames.

'Keeping Up Appearances'

Councillor Colin Davis, who was behind the name change, said the town's image had needed help for some time.

"Ali G may have had a role, but I think it goes back further than that," he said.

And he said the new name would help people from outside the town understand its riverside links.

He added: "I regard Ali G as someone who put Staines on the map, we're just telling people where it is."

However, Steve Parsons, who is the club secretary of Staines Town Football Club and campaigned against the change, said: "The council have decided they don't want to be linked with the Ali G show.

"But the one they need to worry about is Keeping Up Appearances, where Mrs Bucket changed her name to Bouquet.

'It's progress'

"I think it is as pretentious as that."

But Alex Tribick, who is chairman of the Spelthorne Business Forum, defended the change as a "progressive".

He said: "It's not pretentious, it's progress and the fact of the matter is there was a public consultation that returned with a two to one majority in favour of a change."

The Lord-Lieutenant of Surrey, Dame Sarah Goad, will be responsible for officially changing the name.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-18118309

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