Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Birds of a Feather...








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The Two Most Importand Bills Passed by the Florida Lagislature This Year




[[  Baggy animals and sex with pants.  ]]


 
 


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Tough love?


 

  

Texan's answer to Welfare

 

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

 

 

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine and document all tattoos and piercings. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, smoke or get tats and piercings, then get a job.

 

 

 

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your "home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

 

 

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good."

 

 

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

 

 

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

 

 

AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

 

 

 

 


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Seven Sexes







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There is a Protozoa that has Seven Sexes

Posted: 10 May 2011 07:00 AM PDT

Today I found out that there is a protozoa that has seven sexes.

This organism is known as Tetrahymena thermophila.  They are species of ciliate protozoa, common in fresh-water. They are also known for being widely used in genetic and cytological research as model organisms.

The seven sexes of Tetrahymena thermophila are somewhat uninventively named I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII and aren't evenly distributed within a population thanks to the peculiar way each individual's sex is determined. Unlike with say, humans, the genotypes of Tetrahymena thermophila don't determine what sex they are, rather just provide probabilities of developing into a certain sex. These probabilities are influenced partly by genetics and partly by surrounding temperatures.

What scientists are still scratching their heads about is the reason why any species would develop to have seven sexes. The leading theory is that perhaps it gives somewhat of an advantage over a typical two sexed system of procreation in that any one sex can successfully mate with any other sex but its own.  Thus, having many sexes increases the odds significantly that one Tetrahymena thermophila will encounter another Tetrahymena thermophila that it can successfully mate with.

Bonus Factoids:

  • On the other end of the "number of sexes" spectrum is the whiptail lizard; all whiptail lizards are female. In order to create a new generation of whiptail lizards, these lizards use a system similar to cloning.  Interestingly though, in order for the females to reproduce, they do have to get it on with another female, even though the act itself is just simulated. One of the females will act out the role of a male mounting the other female.  After doing so, they will trade places.  This act doesn't actually transfer any genetic code from one to the other or anything of the sort.  Rather, it simply stimulates egg production in both female lizards who then produce more or less copies of their own genetic code in their offspring.
  • The black widow spider eats her mate during or after sex.  I have an ex who was kind of like that…
  • There is an unusual tourist attraction in Manitoba, Canada – the annual mating of red-sided garter snakes. When a female garter snake, also known as "the town bike", emerges from hibernation, she releases a pheromone that attracts hundreds of male snakes and they create a large 'mating ball'.  Interestingly, the female can store the semen from the males for several years before ultimately incubating baby snakes in her lower abdomen.

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Bomb Making Next Driveway

Every mosque should have a pig farm upwind.





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Hehehehe.   Too bad his town codes probably prohibit him from raising pigs:

Lawn sign advances feud between mosque, neighbor

By Jay Tokasz - Buffalo News

A feud between two Transit Road neighbors -- a homeowner and a mosque -- turned ugly this weekend when the homeowner staked a sign on his front lawn insinuating that the new 11,600-square-foot Islamic worship site is home to a "bomb making" operation.

Michael Heick, who lives next door to the Jaffarya Islamic Center of Niagara Frontier, put a small sign that reads "Bomb Making Next Driveway" to northbound traffic on Transit Road. The next driveway on the same side of the road as Heick's home heading north is the Jaffarya Center, at 10300 Transit.

Mosque members and other area Muslims objected to the sign and called upon Heick to take it down.

"I would really think it's an incitement of hatred against Muslims," said Dr. Syed Jaffri, an Amherst psychiatrist and member of the mosque's board of trustees. "Law enforcement should take it very seriously. Tomorrow, somebody could say, 'Oh they have weapons,' and people believe it."

Heick said he put up the sign because he was frustrated with how the mosque and Amherst town officials have handled his concerns about the building, which opened in November.

"The place is too close. I don't care what people think. It doesn't matter what people think," he said Monday evening from his front porch. "This is a way to get answers now. I get none from the town. The intent was to catch the eye of the people who I have a problem with."

Heick has long complained that bright lights from the mosque encroach upon his yard and violate town code. He's demanded that the mosque put up a 6-foot-tall fence along his property line, but mosque officials have objected, saying it's too costly.

Instead, they planted shrubs that will grow beyond 6 feet within a few years, they said.

Mubarak Abidi, mosque president, said he called Amherst police over the weekend about the sign but was told there was nothing illegal about it.

"They said there's nothing in the law that we can do anything about this sign," he said.

Heick said the sign was not directed at anyone in particular.

"It does not say what driveway. It doesn't say at the mosque," he said. "I have issues with the mosque. The sign is not directed at anybody. If they feel it's at them, that's how they feel."

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