How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? --

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? (as answered by dogs)    Photo by Meg Price Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.  Newfoundland: I don't think drool and electricity is a good combination. Labrador: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? Yorkshire Terrier: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it! Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!  Australian Shepherd: First, put all the light bulbs in a little circle, then... Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.  German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Rottweiler: Are you talking to me? huh, you talking to me? Shi-tzu: Who me change a light bulb? How dare you ask me such a thing... We're royalty! Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.  Springer Spaniel: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sneak on the couch for a little nap. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Hound Dog: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz... Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark... Pointer: I see it, there it is! There it is! Right there!! Can you see it? It's right there! Greyhound: If it isn't moving, who cares? Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light-bulb... Is it dark out? And what about Cats? CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

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