Re: Things Southern Boys Don't Say.....

I'm Southern born and Southern bred and when I die I'll be Southern dead.

On Sat, Feb 4, 2012 at 7:55 AM, plainolamerican <plainolamerican@gmail.com> wrote:

you're welcome!

ya gotta love the South

On Feb 4, 7:41 am, Keith In Tampa <keithinta...@gmail.com> wrote:
> <Grin>!
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> Some of these were pretty good!  I'd never seen these before,  thanks for
> sharing PlainOl!
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> On Sat, Feb 4, 2012 at 8:36 AM, plainolamerican

> <plainolameri...@gmail.com>wrote:

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> > TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL HEAR  NORTHERN BOYS SAY:
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> > 31. When I retire, I'm movin' south.
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> > 30. I have to because she's only sixteen.
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> > 29.  I'll take Margaret Mitchell for 1000, Alex.
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> > 28. Taxes will fix that.
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> > 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken
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> > 26.  We don't keep firearms in this house.
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> > 25. You can't feed that  to the dog.
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> > 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
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> > 23. Wrestling is real.
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> > 22. We're vegetarians.
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> > 21. Do you think my gut is too big?
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> > 20.  I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and  gravy..
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> > 19. Honey we need another dog.
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> > 18. We won the Civil War
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> > 17. Give me the small bag of bagels.
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> > 16. Too many deer heads detract from the  decor.
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> > 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Macy's today.
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> > 14. Trim the fat off that steak.
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> > 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
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> > 12. The tires on that truck are too big.
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> > 11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
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> > 10.  Unsweetened tea tastes better.
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> > 9. My fiancé, Northrop, is  registered at Tiffany's.
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> > 8. I've got two cases of Zima for the  Super Bowl.
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> > 7. I love unions.
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> > 6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
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> > 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Seinfeld" that  we haven't seen.
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> > 4. I hate the SEC teams.
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> > 3. You Guys.
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> > 2. Those shorts ought to be a little shorter, Carmel.
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> > AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU  HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
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> > 1. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm  driving a whole busload of us down
> > to re-elect  OBAMA
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