(read the last sentence)... This just about says it all. "Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?" A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46." The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" He promptly replied, "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun." Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!! I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house? I said I did. She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "Of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!" She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too." HAVE A NICE DAY....But don't Monkey with Me... I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment! 99% of people who read this won't have the guts to forward it! | | | |
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