Saturday, April 9, 2011

Re: Liberal "Proverbs"

Here's one I found today that seems to be on point:
 

Texas has come up with a list akin to the Rosetta stone for translating conversations with liberals:

 

Texas Translations of California Euphemisms

CALIFORNIA

TEXAS

Arsenal of Weapons

Gun Collection

Delicate Wetlands

Swamp

Undocumented Worker

Illegal Alien

Cruelty-Free Materials

Synthetic Fiber

Assault and Battery

Attitude Adjustment

Heavily Armed

Well Protected

Narrow Minded

Righteous

Taxes or Your Fair Share

Coerced Theft

Commonsense Gun Control

Gun Confiscation Plot

Illegal Hazardous Explosives

Fireworks or Stump Removal

Nonviable Tissue Mass

Unborn Baby

Equal Access to Opportunity

Socialism

Multicultural Community

High Crime Area

Fairness or Social Justice

Marxism

Upper Class or "The Rich "

Self-Employed

Progressive, Change

Big Government Scheme

Homeless or Disadvantaged

Bums or Welfare Leeches

Sniper Rifle

Scoped Deer Rifle

Investment For the Future

Higher Taxes

Healthcare Reform

Socialized Medicine

Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater

Conservative

Truants

Homeschoolers

Victim or Oppressed

Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing

High Capacity Magazine

Standard Capacity Magazine

Religious Zealot

Church Going

Reintroduced Wolves

Sheep and Elk Killers

Fair Trade Coffee

Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

Exploiters or "The Rich "

Employed or Land Owner

The Gun Lobby

NRA Members

Assault Weapon

Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)

Fiscal Stimulus

New Taxes and Higher Taxes

Same Sex Marriage

Legalized Perversion

Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting

  Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

 

 



On Fri, Apr 8, 2011 at 9:45 PM, plainolamerican <plainolamerican@gmail.com> wrote:
best one:
Socialism could work if its beneficiaries would.

On Apr 8, 12:46 pm, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
> http://www.thelookingspoon.com/blog/2301-liberal-proverbs.html?utm_so...

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