Wishing to view the natural splendor of her land,
she discovered a great tree for climbing on one of the highest points of the tract,
so she decided to climb the big tree and enjoy the spectacular view.
As she neared the top she encountered spotted owls and one, who felt endangered by her presence, attacked her.
In her haste to escape, Sara slid down the tree to the ground and, unfortunately, acquired many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she rushed to Mt. Carmel ER hoping to have the splinters removed.
The primary process of being admitted and signing of papers took only minutes;
Sara was soon escorted into an examining room and told to undress and put the sheet over herself.
The doctor on duty in the ER wasted no time, and began an examination immediately.
When he asked how she could possibly have splinters in her crotch,
she began with stating that she was an environmentalist, a democrat and an anti-hunter.
Then she related the story of how she climbed the tree, was attacked by a spotted owl
and to escape the owl, she slid down the tree, and that was how she got all the splinters.
The ER doctor listened to her story with great patience and then informed her she'd have to wait
on the examining table while he checked the new Obamacare Manual to see if he could treat her.
Sara, in much pain and now very angry, demanded, "What took you so damn long?"
He sympathetically smiled and then apologetically told her,
"Well, you see, I'm required to request permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management in cases such as yours."
"I'm sorry, but they declined to issue the licenses or permits,as it's against their regulations for anyone to remove
old-growth timber from a recreational area."
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