Let Them Eat Spam

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Let them eat Spam Posted: 26 Aug 2010 12:30 AM PDT Obamas Depleting U.S. Lobster Supply So how much lobster are you having during these precarious economic times? What? You've had to cut back? No longer ordering it stuffed with crab meat, at least? Well, if you happen to be the President of the United States or the First Lady, your lobster consumption is continuing at a robust pace. I don't know what it is in Obama's world but around here lobster is about $10/lbs and you know this guy isn't cooking his own – oh no you're paying for it, to be bought, cooked and served. So let me ask you – when was the last time you had lobster? I mean a big meaty tail and claws – not some little bits served up in a Chinese dinner. For me and I love lobster – I could eat it every week, but I don't think I could pin point the last time I had a lobster if I had to guess it was over a year ago in Florida and that was a Caribbean spiny lobster which lacks the big juicy meaty claws and this clown is eating it all the time – and lets not forget the Kobe beef too. It goes on… According to ABC's Jake Tapper, the president savored some lobster tempura at the trendy State Road Restaurant in West Tisbury on Martha's Vineyard. Oh, just the thought of it. If he brings some back to the White House for me, I'll write whatever he wants. Lobster tempura? You don't do that to lobster – you don't batter up and deep fry lobster and then drown it in some over powering soy based dipping sauce! That's just wrong! For God sake it's lobster, not popcorn shrimp. Monday night at The Sweet Life Cafe in Oak Bluffs on the Vineyard it was the lobster pasta appetizer for the president and a surf and turf entrée – the "surf" being a lobster tail – for Mrs. Obama. And what would the vacation to Maine in July have been without a taste of everyone's favorite crustacean. The president did it in a little less genteel fashion that time, heading over to something called Stewman's Downtown restaurant where he was served the "Lobster Experience" dinner – just regular lobster, corn and slaw. Poor thing… just a regular lobster dinner with corn and slaw – what no Lobster Thermidor, Lobster Newburg – no Chilled Lobster With Mimosa Dressing… oh the humanity! But the Obamas' lobster experience is not confined to these shores. Michelle Obama was barely off the plane during her voyage early this month to the Spanish Riviera when, according to the Spanish press, she dived into a feast of sea bass tartare, strawberry gazpacho and sardines, and a main course of lobster with seaweed risotto. Oh where is my Thurston Howell III voice at … sea bass tartare (that's minced raw meat), strawberry gazpacho and sardines, and a main course of lobster with seaweed risotto – eww I hope the strawberry gazpacho and sardines were two different dishes – but at least risotto and lobster goes together. However I'd prefer an al dente orzo over risotto – but what do I know I'm just a hick from the country eating mudbugs and gator meat. Michelle enjoyed the repast so much that she was right back at it on August 14 during the Obamas' two-day Panama City, Fla photo-op vacation. There, at the Firefly restaurant, it was more lobster for Michelle. Has this hog had a look in the mirror? She needs to lay of the lobster dripping in ghee and look into a diet heavy on the tofu because her "see-food" diet isn't working. My God doesn't she know there are children in Africa that have no ass. The Obamas were supposed to be showing support for the good people of the oil spill-stricken Gulf, eating their seafood and so forth. So the big question is, was it a Caribbean lobster or one shipped down from Maine? And who knows what lobster delicacies the White House chef is whipping up for them in between vacations? No wonder the Russians just started fueling the Iranian nuclear reactor at Bushehr. When President Medvedev was here, Obama took him for burgers. Well at least it wasn't Borscht otherwise we'd be looking at mutually assured destruction right now. Here is the deal – Obama knows he is an one term'er and he is going to milk the perks of being president for all it's worth – I'd expect to see him and lard-ass take a lot more vacation before he is gone. I think Obama thought the job was like the campaign trail – all talk, adoring crowds and play with no real responsibilities and now that he is in office he doesn't want it so the easiest thing to do is go on vacation and he does that quite well. Question is how many more lobsters will be murdered at the hands of the Obama's – can't they eat spam? Click here to view the embedded video. (Pay attention at the 0:36 mark) Tweet Buzz DIGG Facebook Ping Reddit Stumble Related posts: Can the Government tell you want to eat? Obama Will Not Rest Are you bored? SPAM the White House. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.

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