Sadar brought her wife to CINEMA
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Friend asked to Sardar:
Why you brought your wife to COMEDY MOVIE in spite of pregnancy.
Sardar: according to my observation children crying after birth
so I want that my child laugh so I took my wife to CINEMA
Sardar parked his car
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Sardar parked his car in the none No Parking Area when
he returned saw a notice on his car
“parking Fine” sardar wrote
thanks for the compliment
How much old your father?
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An englishman to Sardar : how much old your father?
sardar : as i am old my father too.
englishman : how it possible
sardar: because when i born my father become father so
that's why as i am old my father too
Sardar cycle ka break hath main le ker
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sardar cycle ka break hath main le ker
naach raha tha
friend; yeh kiya ker rahe ho
sardar; oye.........!
yara dikhta nahi kiya
BREAK DANCE
Sardarji and 12:00 PM
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Eik sardar ji ne din k baara baje car main sadhak par
jate howe dekha..!
Eik dosre sardar ji, eik khushak khait k darmeyan kishti
par baethe kashti ko chapoo se chalane ki mashaq karrhae
hain.
Pahele sardarji ko ye dekh kar bahut ghusa aaya,garhi roki
aur neche utar kar chilaaey..!
Oye bewaqoof insaan.......tum jese logon ki wajeh se puri sikh bradari ka naam badnaam hai..!
Tum jeson ki harkaton ne hamari naak katwaadi.....qasam
wahguro ki.......Agr mujeh TEARNA aata to abhi wahan aa kar tumhari thukaai kardeta...... SAMJEH
Why did u shoot Ur wife
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Judge: why did u shoot
instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honor,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Sardar was digging
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Sardar 1: yaar tum subah se mitti khod rhe ho,kia baat hai,
2sardar: kuch nahi yaar
Dada ji ne kha hai'k
dia hai bas wohi dhond raha hoon
Wife and Mother
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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"...WIFE..." & "...MOTHER.."
Sardar......
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
and After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
How does blood reach our head?
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Sardar : How does blood reach our head?
Doctor: it’s Simple...! Direction of liquid always flows towards "EMPTY
SPACE"...
What is the name of your car ?
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.(too funny your car start by tea while our car start by petrol)
Hamare gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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