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The Medical Difference Between ‘Guts’ and Balls

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The Medical Difference Between 'Guts' and Balls

by Dave

Subject: Medical Tutorial 101

Distinction between Guts and Balls

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words:
there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all
heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know
the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere??

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and
slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say:
You're next, Chubby.

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

-Dave

(h/t: My dear friend Robyn)

Dave | June 7, 2012 at 5:29 pm | Categories: Humor | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-eVK

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Army Chaplain Performs First Lezbo Marriage on Military Base

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Army Chaplain Performs First Lezbo Marriage on Military Base

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A definition of marriage: Legal -or- Religious ceremony that formalizes the decision of two people to live as a couple. Keep that in mind as the apologists for the military try to twist the language in order to deny that this was an actual "marriage." They are merely fooling themselves: Army Chaplain Performs First-Ever Military [...]

“US Special Forces are in North Korea” Army General sacked

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"US Special Forces are in North Korea" Army General sacked

by Dr. Eowyn

Remember that general who said U.S. special forces are in North Korea?

At a conference in Florida last month, Army Brigadier General Neil Tolley, commander of US special forces in South Korea, said that North Korea had built thousands of tunnels since the Korean war, which are hidden from our satellites. And so, Tolley revealed, "we send (South Korean) soldiers and US soldiers to the North to do special reconnaissance."

Brig. Gen. Neil Tolley

A day after the UK's Telegraph reported that news, quoting its source as the website of The Diplomat, the National Defense Industrial Association's magazine, The Diplomat issued a disclaimer:

"In response to the controversy that has attended yesterday's story on North Korea, The Diplomat has sought corroboration. While the author strongly disputes the contention that any quote was fabricated, we acknowledge the possibility that Brig. Gen. Tolley was speaking hypothetically, about future war plans rather than current operations. The author insists he heard no such qualification, but if there has been a misunderstanding then we regret any confusion."

Indeed, both Tolley and the U.S. military insisted that no special operation forces have been sent into North Korea.

Now comes news that the same Brig. Gen. Tolley has been sacked!

The AP reports, June 5, 2012, that Tolley "has been replaced after reports quoted him as saying U.S. and South Korean special forces have been parachuting into North Korea on espionage missions."

The U.S. military command in Seoul said Tuesday the departure of Tolley is a routine personnel change. Tolley had begun his job as chief of U.S. special forces in South Korea in October 2010, and officials say the posting usually lasts about two years.

If you believe that, you must also believe in the Easter Bunny! :D

~Eowyn

Dr. Eowyn | June 7, 2012 at 2:34 pm | Tags: Neil Tolley, The Diplomat | Categories: Military, United States | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-eVo

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Obama Regime Gives Former ACORN Director $445 Million From U.S. Treasury

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Obama Regime Gives Former ACORN Director $445 Million From U.S. Treasury

by Scotty Starnes

It's just a coincidence that ex ACORN goons are employed and rewarded by the community-organizer-in-chief.

From Judicial Watch:

he Obama Administration has given a former director at the scandal-plagued Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) nearly half a billion dollars to offer "struggling" Illinois homeowners mortgage assistance, a Judicial Watch investigation has found.

It means the ACORN official (Joe McGavin) will go from operating a corrupt leftist community group that's banned by Congress from receiving federal funding to controlling over $445 million in U.S. taxpayer funds. The money is part of a $7.6 billion Treasury Department program to help the "unemployed or substantially underemployed" make their mortgage payments.

In this case, JW found that a subcomponent of the state-run Illinois Housing Development Authority, known as the Illinois Hardest Hit Program, has just received a generous $445,603,557 Treasury infusion. The Obama Administration established Hardest Hit in 2010 to provide targeted aid to families in states hit hardest by the economic and housing market downturn, according to its website.

In early 2011 McGavin was appointed as director of Hardest Hit. Before that he was director of counseling for ACORN Housing in Chicago and operations manager for a Chicago ACORN offshoot called Affordable Housing Centers of America (AHCOA). His strong ties to ACORN make him a suspect candidate to handle such a huge amount of taxpayer dollars.

The Obama-tied community organization supposedly shut down after a series of exposés about its illegal activities, including fraudulent voter registration drives and involvement in the housing market meltdown. Read all about it in Judicial Watch's special report, "The Rebranding of ACORN." The legal scandals led Congress to pass a 2009 law banning federal funding for ACORN, which for years enjoyed a huge flow of taxpayer dollars to promote its various leftwing causes.

Scotty Starnes | June 8, 2012 at 11:30 AM | Tags: ACORN, Illinois Hardest Hit Program, Joe McGavin, mortgage assistance, Obama Administration, President Obama | Categories: Political Issues | URL: http://wp.me/pvnFC-7bI

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Obama Lied: Proof That Obama Was Member of Radical New Party Movement and His Deep Ties to ACORN

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Obama Lied: Proof That Obama Was Member of Radical New Party Movement and His Deep Ties to ACORN

by Scotty Starnes

We are learning that not only does Obama have fake "composite girlfriends," we are learning his entire life is based on lies and cover-ups.

From National Review:

On the evening of January 11, 1996, while Mitt Romney was in the final years of his run as the head ofBain Capital, Barack Obama formally joined the New Party, which was deeply hostile to the mainstream of the Democratic party and even to American capitalism. In 2008, candidate Obama deceived the American public about his potentially damaging tie to this third party. The issue remains as fresh as today's headlines, as Romney argues that Obama is trying to move the United States toward European-style social democracy, which was precisely the New Party's goal.

In late October 2008, when I wrote here at National Review Online that Obama had been a member of the New Party, his campaign sharply denied it, calling my claim a "crackpot smear." Fight the Smears, an official Obama-campaign website, staunchly maintained that "Barack has been a member of only one political party, the Democratic Party." I rebutted this, but the debate was never taken up by the mainstream press.

Recently obtained evidence from the updated records of Illinois ACORN at the Wisconsin Historical Society now definitively establishes that Obama was a member of the New Party. He also signed a "contract" promising to publicly support and associate himself with the New Party while in office.

Why did Obama deny his ties to ACORN? The group was notorious in 2008 for thug tactics, fraudulent voter registrations, and its role in popularizing risky subprime lending. Admitting that he had helped to fund ACORN's voter-registration efforts and train some of their organizers would doubtless have been an embarrassment but not likely a crippling blow to his campaign. So why not simply confess the tie and make light of it? The problem for Obama was ACORN's political arm, the New Party.

The revelation in 2008 that Obama had joined an ACORN-controlled, leftist third party could have been damaging indeed, and coming clean about his broader work with ACORN might easily have exposed these New Party ties. Because the work of ACORN and the New Party often intersected with Obama's other alliances, honesty about his ties to either could have laid bare the entire network of his leftist political partnerships.

Scotty Starnes | June 8, 2012 at 10:30 AM | Tags: ACORN, anti-capitalism, Barack Obama, New Party, Obama lies, President Obama, social democracy | Categories: Political Issues | URL: http://wp.me/pvnFC-7bE

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Re: Ex-CIA Official Says Drone Attacks Create Terrorists and Safe Havens

we are creating more enemies than we are removing from the battlefield
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trying to subdue the animals in the middle is counterproductive.

make the interventionists fund their own charities

On Jun 8, 11:15 am, MJ <micha...@america.net> wrote:
> Ex-CIA Official Says Drone Attacks Create Terrorists and Safe HavensPosted byMichael S. Rozeffon June 8, 2012 09:29 AM
> Theex-CIA man has stature in his work. He "headed the CIA's counter-terrorism center from 2004 to 2006 and was previously a CIA station chief in Pakistan."
> He (Robert Grenier) said "We have gone a long way down the road of creating a situation where we are creating more enemies than we are removing from the battlefield. We are already there with regards to Pakistan and Afghanistan."
> The article states "recent media revelations about Obama's programme have revealed a more widespread use of the strike capability, including the categorising of all military-age males in a strike zone of a target as militants. " This, which was news to me, is beyond unacceptable.
> Grenier explained: "That brings you to a place where young men, who are typically armed, are in the same area and may hold these militants in a certain form of high regard. If you strike them indiscriminately you are running the risk of creating a terrific amount of popular anger. They have tribes and clans and large families. Now all of a sudden you have a big problem … I am very concerned about the creation of a larger terrorist safe haven in Yemen."

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Re: Romney Nomination May Be Contested

Romney has the votes, plain and simple. Barring any unforeseen situations, (like assassination) If there is any "corrupt tricks" utilized at the Convention, it won't be by Romney or the Republican Party. You need look elsewhere, (like amongst the crackpots who are clamoring for their cult leader) for "corrupt tricks" at the Republican Convention in Tampa.

On Fri, Jun 8, 2012 at 4:12 PM, MJ <michaelj@america.net> wrote:

"For months now, the establishment GOP has tried every corrupt trick in their handbook to remain in power. It isn't just a matter of vote and rule rigging to give Mitt Romney the nomination. Local party officials are losing their plush positions, and they're going to greater and greater lengths not to let that happen. The "shenanigans" as they've been so politely called, really started with misreporting election and caucus results, and throwing out the official rules to implement a railroading process for delegate selection."

Monday, June 4, 2012
Romney Nomination May Be Contested
By Roger F. Gay

Mitt Romney has not secured the Republican nomination yet, and there's no guarantee that he ever will, but if it is handed to "the presumptive nominee" at the National Convention a lot of people will call "BS on that!" The nomination process is still underway and growing increasingly violent. Ron Paul supporters are enduring false arrests, detainment, broken bones and slander as they simply exercise their constitutional rights of voting and participating in party politics, and winning delegates.

For months now, the establishment GOP has tried every corrupt trick in their handbook to remain in power. It isn't just a matter of vote and rule rigging to give Mitt Romney the nomination. Local party officials are losing their plush positions, and they're going to greater and greater lengths not to let that happen. The "shenanigans" as they've been so politely called, really started with misreporting election and caucus results, and throwing out the official rules to implement a railroading process for delegate selection. Eventually, when it came to the process of electing delegates, Ron Paul supporters began documenting the dirty tricks.

Athens-Clarke County, Georgia: http://youtu.be/Spg9yYnKjtc

In both Maine and Nevada, for example, Romney supporters were caught distributing counterfeit delegate slates. In Arizona, there were complaints of ballot stuffing and the convention was eventually shut down when it appeared likely that a Ron Paul supporter would be elected as the national committeewoman. In Massachusetts, after Ron Paul supporters won 16 of 27 district delegate slots, state party leaders quickly moved to try to invalidate the results.

In March, the "establishment" in Missouri tried to railroad adoption of a Romney delegate slate, telling participants they were not allowed to use camera equipment. By the official rules, cameras are allowed in fact, and Paul supporters posted videos of people being arrested for attempting, peacefully, to follow well-understood procedural rules in a counter move against the obvious corruption. This was the first recorded incident of the use of force to rig the election results.

It didn't stop there. In state after state, problems were reported in county gatherings, while "establishment" officials in some cases refused to record results from large pro-Ron Paul counties. In May, Oklahoma officials cheated throughout the entire process and then tried to shut down the convention when they realized they were still in a losing position. Convention delegates, evicted from the building, held the convention in the parking lot.

Facing an obvious loss in Nevada, "establishment" officials walked out of the convention to eventually set up a "shadow party" at Romney headquarters. Across the country, under the watchful eyes of video cameras, they're simply refusing to participate in any sort of honest process. The pattern of corruption is quite consistent and the evidence is rapidly becoming overwhelming.

Over the weekend, the violence escalated.

Faced with a stunning loss at the state convention in Louisiana, where Romney had received a minority of popular votes, "establishment" thugs attacked Henry Herford Jr. after he had been elected State Central Committeeman in an effort physically stop the transition of power. In yet another instance, Ron Paul supporter Alex Helwig, the properly elected Chairman of the Rules Committee, was arrested by Shreveport police as he made a motion to remove the previous chair. During his brief detainment, some of his fingers were broken and when he returned to the event he was walking with aid of a cane.

Assaulted Ron Paul Chair responds: http://youtu.be/MST6gH9UTZg

This is apparently what Charles Krauthammer meant, several months ago, when he predicted that Ron Paul couldn't win, because the establishment won't allow it. Although a clean sweep to rid us of all these criminal bums along with the defeat of their candidate Mitt Romney is not likely, Dr. Krauthammer may have underestimated the tenacity with which some Americans are willing to fight for free and fair elections. It ain't over yet.

Ron Paul supporters understand full well that they're not part of some fringe group fighting for an undeserved win over a more popular candidate. The main obstacle is not his desire to rein in the military-industrial complex or his consistent record of voting against increased federal spending and intrusion. It's corruption. When the Paul camp recently refocused its campaign efforts, it was in a way that will more effectively counter the problem. The new effort will also attempt to gather evidence, not just in delegate selection, but in misreporting results of popular votes.

All in all, it's looking increasingly likely that some in the Romney camp will face jail time, and as news of election fraud spreads, the thought of general public acceptance of Romney's nomination grows increasingly absurd.

http://www.libertarian-examiner.com/2012/06/romney-nomination-may-be-contested.html

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No Wristband? See Ya at the Polls Then!

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No Wristband? See Ya at the Polls Then!

by Terry

I suspect that Moochelle figures the poor, illegal, and dead voters don't have enough money to buy her crappy book anyway. Much less donate mega-bucks to Skippy's campaign.

Of course, the big donors can afford a $26 ID card

~Terry

First Lady Requires Photo ID for Her Book Signings; Voter ID Law-hating Media Fail to Note Obama Hypocrisy

By John Bates

NewsBusters

June 06, 2012

"Yes Sir. We ARE backing the Military THIS week"

The Obama administration has done its best to oppose states from instituting new, stricter voter ID laws, complaining that many minority voters lack photo identification. But those same folks it wants voting in November are apparently not welcome anywhere near the First Lady's book signings. Something tells me that the same media outlets comparing voter ID laws to the Jim Crow Laws, however, won't see any hint of hypocrisy here, if they even report the story at all.

"Sorry darlin'. You have no wristband"

As stated on the blog Obama Foodorama: On Friday, June 8th, those wishing to attend the event must purchase a copy of the First Lady's book at the location and leave it at the store, according to the employee. At the same time, customers must also submit their social security number and show an official photo ID (driver's license, passport) to a Secret Service agent, and they will be issued a wristband to the First Lady's event on June 12.( Emphasis added) The liberal media, particularly Obama-boosting cable network MSNBC has done its best to attack voter ID laws as discriminatory at best and racist at worst.Appearing on MSNBC's Now with Alex Wagner in March, former DNC Communications Director Karen Finney managed to connect the Trayvon Martin shooting to Voter ID laws.In December MSNBC gave a platform to former NAACP chairman Julian Bond, who charged of voter ID laws that "They are racist in intent and aimed at vulnerable people in our population."President Obama and Attorney General Holder have spoken actively against requiring ID to be presented at polling places. They've maintained this stance despite the fact that a recent Fox News poll reveals a full 70 percent of Americans believe voter ID laws are necessary to stop voter fraud. The poll shows that 52 percent of Democrats agree, as do 68 percent of women and 58 percent of Non-whites, both voting blocs that Democrats see as crucial to their electoral success

Terry | June 7, 2012 at 6:49 pm | Tags: Democrats, Michelle Obama, Voter ID | Categories: 2012 Election, Liberals/Democrats, Media, Uncategorized, US Presidents | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-eVW

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